[Joke] The Three Sons
The Three Sons Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, “I built a big...
View Article[Joke] Donkey in the well
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be...
View Article[Joke] Fishing
A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of lilies. “Tch Tch!” said the passer-by to...
View ArticleSoviet Jokes
Lenin showed us how to govern Stalin showed us how not to govern Khrushchev showed us that any fool can govern Brezhnev showed us that not every fool can govern —– What’s the most terrible Odessa...
View Article[jokes] Bush etc.
American Presidents The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. “WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE...
View Article[Joke] Being a Teacher
Once there was a man named Nathan. He wanted very much to be a teacher. So he went to seek the advice of the wisest, most highly respected counselor in the land. “Wise counselor,” Nathan began, “it has...
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Amusing dog quotes
Once a dog, always a dog - I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. ~Will Rogers - The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs. ~Alphonse Toussenel - Women and cats will do...
View Article[Joke] Weather forecast
It’s late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never...
View Article[Joke] Sweet Tea
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue .. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up.” Doctor: “I have a...
View ArticleCitations à la con [pour rire]
Le con ne perd jamais son temps, il perd celui des autres. (Frédéric Dard) Les cons gagnent toujours. Ils sont trop. (François Cavanna) Les cons aiment être flattés, les intelligents aiment être...
View ArticleThe rise and fall of commureligion
What is commureligion? It’s a dictatorship of a religion, which promises heaven (paradise) for the poor people. It was created some 2 thousands years ago (there are people who say only 1 thousand...
View ArticleCommunism jokes
A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam’s nationality. The Frenchman said, “Of course Adam was French. Look how passionately he made love to Eve!” The Englishman said, “Of course...
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